I’m not going to ruin the surprise.
I’m just going to tell you that you really should run out, buy this and read the fuck out of it.
Ever wonder how many cocks Satan has?
Apparently, it’s 5.
But that’s all I’m saying.
Go read this.
You can not consider themselves well-rounded if you do not read. If this sounds elitist, blow me. Essentially, this is a report of the books I've read since the beginning of 2008 and on. So read what I tell you to because I'm smarter than you.
I’m not going to ruin the surprise.
I’m just going to tell you that you really should run out, buy this and read the fuck out of it.
Ever wonder how many cocks Satan has?
Apparently, it’s 5.
But that’s all I’m saying.
Go read this.
Therefore Repent by Jim Munroe& Salgood Sam is a really good idea that’s executed with a perfect blend of humor, philosophy, social criticism, and just flat-out sickness.
Apparently, after the rapture, those who are left behind develop powers.
Some try to kiss God’s ass in the hopes that Christ will return yet again to collect these most recent faithful while others start what is essentially a guerilla army to resist the powers of Heaven.
I just fucking loved this book.
From the depiction of angels as an invading force to the mutations those ‘left behind’ go through to the absolutely perfect and hysterical ending that I wouldn’t dream of spoiling.